and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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