How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Randomize
