whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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