"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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