I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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