sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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