He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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There's always time for handjobs
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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