you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
My vagina just clenched in fear
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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