Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.