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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.

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(630): View more from Illinois

It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin

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(661): View more from California

Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds

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(586): View more from Michigan

Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"

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(205): View more from Alabama

She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go

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(907): View more from Alaska

You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.

(818): View more from California

Yes. To all of that. Yes.

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