Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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