let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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