id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.