bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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