hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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