Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my shit smells like andre
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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