What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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