this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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