1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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