you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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She's the barista slut.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm