my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me