So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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