I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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