I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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