lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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