I like my sex mixed with concussions.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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