The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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