no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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