what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
we're so committed to being not committed
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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