There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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