i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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