i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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