my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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