Dual....:-)
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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