I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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