Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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