Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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