you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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