okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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