kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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