dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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