I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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