Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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