I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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