I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
