Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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