I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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