True but thats because hes a fetus.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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