So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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