Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
there's paper in my vomit.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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