I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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