I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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