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• (425): View more from Washington

  i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.

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  ..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.

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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.

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