yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....