four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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