you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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