Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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