If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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