i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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