brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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