i jhust puked up my retainher.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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