Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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